Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Basic English

I see. I understand.
2. I quit! I quit!
3. Let go! let go!
4. Me too. So do I.
5. My god! God!
6. No way! No!
7. Come on. Come (up)
8. Hold on. Wait.
9. I agree. I agree.
10. Not bad. Not bad.
11. Not yet. Not yet.
12. See you. Goodbye.
13. Shut up! Shut up!
14. So long. Goodbye.
15. Why not? okay! (and why not?)
16. Allow me. Let me.
17. Be quiet! quiet!
18. Cheer up! Cheer up!
19. Good job! ; well!
20. Have fun! have fun!
21. How much? How much?
22. ; I'm full. I'm full.
23. I'm home. I'm back.
24. I'm lost. I'm lost.
25. My treat. My treat.
26. So do I. Me, too.
27. This way. This way, please.
28. After you. You first.
29. Bless you! bless you!
30. Follow me. Come with me.
31. Forget it! No way! (forget!)
32. Good luck! Good luck!
33. I decline! I refuse!
34. I promise. I promise.
35. Of course! course!
36. Slow down! slowly!
37. Take care! ; take care!
38. They hurt. (Wound) pain.
39. Try again. Try again.
40. Watch out! careful.
41. What's up? What happened to you?
42. Be careful! attention!
43. Bottoms up! Cheers (bottom)!
44. Don't move! Freeze!
45. Guess what? Guess what? < br> 46. I doubt it I doubt it.
47. I think so. I think so.
48. I'm single. I am a single people.
49. Keep it up! stick to it!
50. Let me see. Let me think.
51. Never mind. It does not matter.
52. No problem! No problem!
53. That's all! so!
54. Time is up . Time is coming.
55. What's new? What should I do?
56. Count me on my count.
57. Don't worry. Do not worry.
58. Feel better? a good point you?
59. I love you! I love you!
60. I'm his fan. I'm his fan.
61. Is it yours? you do this?
62. That's neat. This is good.
63. Are you sure? Are you sure?
64. Do l have to have to do it up?
65. He is my age. He and I could.
66. Here you are. To you.
67. No one knows. No one knows.
68. Take it easy. Take it easy.
69. What a pity! too bad!
70. Any thing else? Anything else?
71 . To be careful! must be careful!
72. Do me a favor? help me please?
73. Help ; yourself. You're welcome.
74. I'm on a diet. I am on a diet.
75. Keep in Touch. Keep in touch.
76. Time is money. Time is money.
77. Who's calling? Which one?
78. You did right. You did right.
79. You set me up! you betray me!
80. Can I help you? I help you?
81. Enjoy yourself! Enjoy yourself!
82. Excuse meSir. Sir, I'm sorry.
83. Give me a hand! help me!
84. How's it going? how to?
85. I have no idea. I have no clue.
86. I just made it! I did it!
87. I'll see to it I will take note.
88. I'm in a hurry! I'm in a hurry!
89. It's her field. This is her bank.
90. It's up to you. To you.
91. Just wonderful! is fantastic!
92. What about you? you do?
93. You ; owe me one. You owe me one.
94. You're welcome. You're welcome.
95. Any day will do. Day will do the eve of
96. Are you kidding? You're kidding!
97. Congratulations! Congratulations!
98. T can't help it. I can not help.
99. I don't mean it. I did not mean.
100. I'll fix you Up. I have not seen you

101. It sounds great!. Sounds good.
102. It's a fine day. Today is a good day.
103. So far, So good. Is still good.
104. What time is it? What time is it?
105. You can make it! you can do it! < br> 106. Control yourself! control yourself!
107. He came by train. He came to the.
108. He is ill in bed. He was ill in bed.
109. He lacks courage. He lacks courage.
110. How's everything? everything okay?
111. I have no choice. I had no choice.
112. I like ice-cream. I like to eat ice cream.
113. I love this game. I love the sport.
114. I'll try my best. I do my best.
115. I'm On your side. I fully support you.
116. Long time no see! Long time no see!
117. No pain, no gain. No pain, no gain.
118. Well, it depends Oh, it depends.
119. We're all for it. We all agree.
120. What a good deal! really cheap!
121. What should I do? how can I do?
122. You asked for it! you ask for!
123. You have my word. I promise.
124. Believe it or not! Believe it or not!
125. Don't count on me. Do not count on me.
126. Don't fall for it! not be fooled!
127. Don't let me down. Do not let me down.
128. Easy come easy go. Easy come, easy go.
129. I beg your pardon. Please forgive me.
130. I beg your pardon? you say that again (I did not catch.)
131. I'll be back soon. I'll be right back.
132. I'll check it out. I'll check.
133. It's a long story. Long story.
134. It's Sunday today. Today is Sunday.
135. Just wait and see! wait!
136. Make up your mind. Make a decision.
137. That's all I need. All I need.
138. The view is great. What a beautiful scenery!
139. The wall has ears. Walls have ears.
140. There comes a bus. A car coming.
141. What day is today? day of the week?
142. What do you think? how do you think?
143. Who told you that? Who told you?
144. Who's kicking off? who is kicking off now?
145. Yes, I suppose So. Yes, I think so.
146. You can't miss it you will be able to find.
147. Any messages for me? have messages for me?
148. Don't be so modest. Do not be modest.
149. Don't give me that! to chance!
150. He is a smart boy. He was a child.
151. He is just a child. He was just a child.
152. I can't follow you. I do not understand what you said.
153. I felt sort of ill. I feel a little discomfort.
154. I have a good idea! I have a good idea.
155. It is growing cool. It is growing cool.
156. It seems all right. It seems that no problem.
157. It's going too far. Too far.
158. May I use your pen? I can do with your pen?
159. She had a bad cold. She had a bad cold.
160. That's a good idea. The idea was good.
161. The answer is zero. The answer is zero.
162. What does she like? What does she like?
163. As soon as possible! the sooner the better! < br> 164. He can hardly speak. He was almost speechless.
165. He always talks big. He always talks.
166. He won an election. He won the election.
167. I am a football fan. I am a football fan.
168. If only I could fly. If I could fly.
169. I'll be right there. I'll be right.
170. I'll see you at six. I'll see you.
171. IS it true or false? this is right or wrong?
172. Just read it for me. Read it for me better.
173. Knowledge is power. Knowledge is power.
174. Move out of my way! Get out!
175. Time is running out. No time.
176. We are good friends. We are good friends.
177. What's your trouble? your trouble?
178. You did fairly well! you've done a good 1
179. Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man.
180. Did you miss the bus? you miss the bus?
181. Don't lose your head. Do not panic.
182. He can't take a joke. He can not take a joke.
183. He owes my uncle $ 100. He owes my uncle $ 100.
184. How are things going? How are things going?
185. How are you recently? how you doing? < br> 186. I know all about it. I know all about it.
187. It really takes time. It really takes time.
188. It's against the law. This is against the law.
189. Love me, love my dog. (Proverb) around the.
190. My mouth is watering. I'm talking to you.
191. Speak louder, please. Please speak loud.
192. This boy has no job. The boy did not work.
193. This house is my own. This house is my own.
194. What happened to you? how do you?
195. You are just in time. You've come just in time.
196. You need to workout. You need to workout.
197. Your hand feels cold. Your hand feels cold. .
198. Don't be so childish. Do not be so childish.
199. Don't trust to chance! not luck.
200. Fasten your seat belt. Fasten your seat belts.

201. He has a large income. He has a very high income.

202. He looks very healthy. He looks very healthy.

203. He paused for a reply. He paused for a reply.

204. He repaired his house. He repaired his house.

205. He suggested a picnic. He suggested a picnic.

206. Here's a gift for you. Here is a gift for you.

207. How much does it cost? How much?

208. I caught the last bus. ; I caught the last bus.

209. I could hardly speak. I could hardly speak.

210. I'll have to try that. I'll have to try.

211. I'm very proud of you. I'm very proud.

212. It doesn't make sense. It does not make sense (the anomaly).

213. Make yourself at home. Make yourself at home.

214. My car needs washing. My car needs washing.

215. None of your business! with your business!

216. Not a sound was heard. Not a sound.

217. That's always the case. Used to it.

218. The road divides here. The road divides here.

219. Those are watermelons. Those are watermelons.

220. What a nice day it is! a nice day!

221. What's wrong with you ? s wrong with you?

222. You are a chicken. You are a coward.

223. A lovely day, isn't it? good weather, are not you?

224. He is collecting money. He is collecting money.

225. He was born in New York. He was born in New York.

226. He was not a bit tired. He was not tired.

227. I will be more careful. I will be more careful,

228. I will never forget it. I will never forget.

229. It is Just what I need. This is what I need.

230. It rather surprised me. Things that surprised me.

231. Just around the comer. In the vicinity.

232. Just for entertainment. Just for entertainment.

233. Let bygones be bygones. The past to let it go.

234. Mother doesn't make up. Mother is not.

235. Oh, you are kidding me. Oh, you are kidding me.

236. She has been to school. She went to school.

237. Skating is interesting. Skating is fun.

238. Supper is ready at six. Dinner is ready at six.

239. That's a terrific idea! really good idea!

240. What horrible weather! Bad weather!

241. Which would you prefer? Which would you prefer?

242. Does she like ice-cream? ; she likes to eat ice cream for?

243. First come first served. First come first served.

244. Great minds think alike. Great minds think alike.

245. He has a sense of humor. He has a sense of humor.

246. He is acting an old man. He is acting an old man.

247. He is looking for a job. He is looking for.

248. He doesn't care about me. He does not care about me.

249. I develop films myself. I develop films myself.

250. I felt no regret for it. I do not feel regret about this incident.

251. I get up at six o'clock. I get up at six.

252. I meet the boss himself. I saw the boss himself.

253. I owe you for my dinner. I owe you dinner.

254. I really enjoyed myself. I really enjoyed myself.

255. I'm fed up with my work! me to be true!

256. It's no ; use complaining. no use complaining.

257. She's under the weather. Her bad mood.

258. The child sobbed sadly. Child sobbed sadly.

259. The rumor had no basis. The rumor had no basis.

260. They praised him highly. They praised him.

261. Winter is a cold season. Winter is a cold season.

262. You can call me any time. You can call me any time.

263. 15 divided by3 equals 5. 15 divided by 3 equals 5.

264. All for one, one for all. For all, all for one.

265. East, west, home is best. East, west, you'll succeed.

266. He grasped both my hands. He grasped my hands.

267. He is physically mature. He is physically mature.

268. I am so sorry about this. I am very sorry (sorry).

269. I can't afford a new car. I can not afford a new car.

270. I do want to see him now. I do want to see him.

271. I have the right to know. I have the right to know.

272. I heard some one laughing. I heard someone laugh.

273. I suppose you dance much. I think you dance.

274. I walked across the park. I walked across the park.

275. I'll just play it by ear. I used to.

276. I'm not sure I can do it. I'm not sure I can do.

277. I'm not used to drinking. I'm not used to drinking.

278. Is the cut still painful? wounds still hurt you?

279. It's too good to be true! good to be true.

280. Jean is a blue-eyed girl. Jean is a blue-eyed girl.

281. Let's not waste our time. Let's not waste our time.

282. May I ask some questions? I ask a few questions?

283. Money is not everything. Money is not everything.

284. Neither of the men spoke. Two people spoke.

285. Stop making such a noise. Knock it off.

286. That makes no difference. No difference.

287. The price is reasonable. The price is reasonable.

288. They crowned him king. They crowned him king.

289. They're in red and white. They wore red and white.

290. We all desire happiness. We all want happiness.

291. We just caught the plane we just caught the plane.

292. What shall we do tonight? we do tonight what?

293. What's your goal in life is what your goal in life?

294. When was the house built? when the house is built?

295. Why did you stay at home? Why stay at home?

296. Would you like some help? ; I help you?

297. You mustn't aim too high you can not aim too high.

298. You're really killing me! really killing me!

299. You've got a point there. You've got a point.

300. Being criticized is awful! being criticized is awful


301. Did you enter the contest? you enter the contest you?

302. Do you accept credit cards? credit cards do you accept?

303. ; Don't cry over spilt milk. Do not cry over spilled milk.

304. Don't let chances pass by. Do not let the opportunity slip away from us.

305. He owned himself defeated. He admitted that he failed.

306. He seems at little nervous. He seemed a bit nervous.

307. He strolls about the town. He strolls about the town.

308. Her tooth ached all night. She was not a little.

309. How about a drink tonight? How about a drink tonight?

310. I can do nothing but that. I will do that.

311. I get hold of you at last. I finally found you.

312. I have a surprise for you. I have a surprise for you.

313. I like all kinds of fruit. I like all kinds of fruit.

314. I saw it with my own eyes. I have seen.

315. I will arrange everything. I will arrange everything.

316. I wish I knew my neighbor. I wish I knew my neighbors.

317. I would like to check out. I would like to check.

318. It has be come much cooler. The weather has become much.

319. It's time you went to bed. You went to bed.

320. No spitting on the street. Prohibiting spitting on the street.

321. She was totally exhausted. She was totally exhausted.

322. Show your tickets, please. Please show your ticket.

323. Thank you for your advice. Thanks for your advice.

324. That's the latest fashion. This is the most popular styles.

325. The train arrived on time. The train arrived.

326. There go the house lights. Theater lights.

327. They are paid by the hour. They are paid.

328. Things are getting better. The situation is improving.

329. Wake me up at five thirty. Wake me up at five thirty.

330. We are all busy with work. We are all busy.

331. Where do you want to meet? Where do you want to meet?

332. You can get what you want. You can get what you want.

333. A barking dog doesn't bite! barking dog does not bite.

334. Are you free this Saturday? you free this Saturday you?

335. Be careful not to fall ill. Careful not to fall.

336. Being a mother is not easy. Being a mother is not easy.

337. Brevity is the soul of wit. Brevity is the soul of wit.

338. Cancer is a deadly disease. Cancer is a deadly disease.

339. Did you fight with others? you again, and fight with others?

340. Don't dream away your time. Do not waste time.

341. Don't keep me waiting long. Do not keep me waiting.

342. He has a remarkable memory. He has a remarkable memory.

343. He has completed the task. He completed the task.

344. He has quite a few friends. He has many friends.

345. He is capable of any crime. What he was capable of any crime.

346. He walks with a quick pace. He walks.

347. He was not a little tired. He is tired.

348. His looks are always funny. He was not funny.

349. How about going to a movie? how about going to a movie?

350. I think I 've caught a cold. I think I caught a cold.

351. I was taking care of Sally. I was taking care of Sally.

352. I wish I lived in NEWYORK. I wish I lived in New York.

353. I'm very glad to hear that. Glad to hear you say so.

354. I'm your lucky fellow then. I'm your lucky fellow!

355. It's none of your business! This is not none of your business!

356. No littering on the campus. No littering on campus.

357. She is a good-looking girl. She is a beautiful girl.

358. She mended the broken doll. She mended the broken doll.

359. So I just take what I want. So I just take what I need.

360. Spring is a pretty season, spring is a good season.

361. The figure seems all Right. The stars are right.

362. The stars are too far away. The stars are too far away.

363. The whole world knows that. The whole world knows.

364. Tomorrow will be a holiday. Holiday tomorrow.

365. We walk on the garden path. We walk in the garden.

366. What you need is just rest. What you need is rest.

367. What's your favorite steps? What is your favorite dance dance?

368. You'd better let her ; alone. You'd better let her alone for a while.

369. A lost chance never returns. I was alone, but not lonely. She rented a car charging by the hour. Your answers with check. Anything but work, He will do.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Like rain

always like rainy days , it has a sense of RM . Whether it is an umbrella , walking in the rain , or Lin Zhaoyu , Wuwu by.
I like the rain . Happy, like Lin Zhaoyu trot , sad, like walking in the rain . I'm not afraid to go out rain or may not be an umbrella when it rains .
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, and he walked in the rain , our mutual Chan Fu , insisted on an umbrella. He umbrella bias on my side, put her wet. It is a blessing , since then, I will love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, we do not have an umbrella , he took my hand, all the way to the roof of someone's home Little ran his arms around me , afraid I was the rain To . The rain stops , we go home together. Since then, I'm more used to love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, he was not at my side, ten thousand reasons I became sad tears people. I walk in the rain , no one can see me in tears, I can enjoy the release.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, I shed tears in the rain , he suddenly appeared in front of me , for I hold an umbrella . I waved , the umbrella from his hand fell to the ground , he was not angry , but the rain with me .
like that feeling , they are no longer there .
is a little bit of happiness , when happiness away from the body , need to know two people happy to pay . However , often when you understand this principle , the well-being is no longer cherish the blessing you do not understand !
from ,
rainy day, I walked a man holding an umbrella in the rain .
rainy days, I am a man went to shelter under the roof of someone's home until the rain stops .
rainy days , crying, crying in the rain , who has not suddenly appeared .

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Wolf Totem benefit motto in the 50

1: No less than to capture prey, to see if you have no ambition to catch; not done things that can not to see you have no ambition to do it.
2: No game we went in search of prey, that we'll go chase prey prey. Search, discovery, pursuit, get --- this is the life of elements of the wolf.
3: Despite the tens of thousands of Mongolian gazelle, the face of ferocious tigers, we are not back. But the human face of the muzzle, the appropriate transfer is wise. We do not lack of success of the faith, wishful thinking but we will not die fool.
4: chasing their prey by rushing just is not enough, especially in dealing with large prey, when the necessary preparations and steps is to obtain success. The plan is the only guarantee to achieve all this.
5: We will not spend any extra time and energy on stupid things, because our eyes are always just stare at their prey.
6: Nature is sacred great, living in this God of universal nature itself under the protection of the ability to require strong, if not change the nature. Adaptation is only natural.
7: If you're going to suffer, then put the pain as a temper, since all the inevitable, let the storm to be stronger some of it!
8: To do a major event, it must be resilient, as long as the ultimate goal to achieve. Process can have many options.
9: Life is not blindly burning overdraft, even the most strong body but also tired, work and rest is a survival strategy. Physical survival of the capital, rest is bolted prelude.
10: love of home is certainly worthy, but the risk of falls, survival is threatened, we will leave. Not to leave home to escape is to find a better tomorrow.
11: In the grasslands, even if we have nothing. At least I, as well as courage. This is our greatest asset, with the courage to get everything.
12: the wolf's eyes, never see failure discouraged, because they know that no matter how many times have experienced failure, the ultimate success will belong to them. So the wolf is always the king of the grassland.
13: Sometimes, by the judge alone does not determine the probability of success, rather than waiting for the waste of youth, burning in the pursuit of better lives.
14: There is no fixed rule is the eternal rule, volatile nature, the human world twinkling of an eye watery, just forget about the past in order to live better.
15: just look at the prey will never fill his stomach, under the sky will rain, fall in your lap this kind of thing will never come, just want to be prey, the only way is by their own efforts.
16: Success is the unremitting efforts together with a chance, efforts are addition, multiplication of opportunities, a combination of both will get the maximum results.
17: no trouble to the mouth of the food, not poison, is the bait.
18: pain will not let me down, I can only inspire more fighting!
19:
quiet as at the child, such as moving from rabbit, does not it pours.
20: To get food, it must have been looking for, the only way to have a chance. Do not be discouraged, even if can not find the fat sheep, at least to find a rabbit.
21: Doo Yong is more a battle of wits, please head to the game. Sometimes the curve between two points shorter than a straight line!
22: If the By focusing your resources to attack the opponent's fatal weakness, you will be successful.
23: No Free or Die!
24: being arrested is not terrible, not terrible hunger, the most terrible thing is not the backbone, became a fawning dog.
25: Life with the times if linked to the noble responsibility, you will feel that it will endure forever.
26: God has given us a strong body, gives us a strong soul, given our environment, give us air, water, things that gave us all this, we are pregnant with his life the most profound respect.
27: do not prepare for tomorrow's people will never have a future, and today things ready for tomorrow will never starve to death.
28: To successfully survive, without fear of danger not only to the courage, but also the risk that the ability to see tomorrow, if you smell the danger, then perhaps your death tomorrow.
29: King and the strong difference is that the strong force only has a strong,
the king is both the strength and wisdom, all things are prepared and powerful as precaution necessary.
30: a most small fish bone can also be punctured throat. The size of a sparrow meat may also be a danger to save the lives of the weak. Survival is no small matter, cherish each bite, take it as life-saving one.
31: never be caught with a trap two wolves, one mistake can be forgiven, but committed two consecutive errors can only be hopeless folly.
32: Nightingale sound nice change not to eat, its time to howl, it is better to sharpen their claws, howl if they can get food, then the donkeys will also worse than the wolf.
33: awesome, absolutely awesome, is manage a must for this team. A no dignity, no rule of wrist wolf will soon be replaced by other wolves.
34: the individual is part of the group, only respect for the individual in order to protect group interests. Society considerate subordinates, then when necessary, they will for you, for the entire group Xiaosi.
35: Garnett is the leader of the wolves, is the link exchange group, one and no barriers between groups Garnett will never fail.
36: The average equity is not a single distribution, nor cruel law of the jungle. Both were assigned to most of the food strong and do not let the weak who go hungry, and this is fair.
37: A wolf can catch a sheep, the wolf has to slaughter one hundred thousand sheep. Four hands, fists face, Wuhu no match for a pack of wolves.
38: the pursuit of people to enrich and share the pleasure.
39: no gain without losing, so we need to pay in time, we never hesitated.
40: Patience is the moment for a broader freedom, a time of discipline is to even greater success.
41: A pack of wolves is a well-trained and disciplined forces, unity of action, absolute obedience, work together, this is the wolf's discipline.
42: a brief quarrel is to shake hands again, sometimes the struggle to perpetuate peace. Differences are the inevitable existence of a personality, but definitely not an excuse for the negative.
43: Wolf strongest where there is vulnerable, to be the best, just is not enough on their own. Only continue to learn from each other, will continue to progress.
44: My opponent only himself, in order to climb higher, should only go up themselves, and should not pressure other people down.
45: We are cruel, but we never seriously; us greedy, but we did not forget to tolerance!
46: For no hand in the game, we first need to consider is how to seize it, as to how the taste, can not eat, it is something to seize the future. As long as beneficial, never let go; as long as the useless, and resolutely discarded.
47: no interest in fighting I do not, no I do not make good friends, as long as the survival benefit, even if the enemy, can also become temporary friends.
48: survival battle is the source of knowledge.
49: a hundred times louder than an action.
50: The high efficiency of hunting wolves from immediately after the order was given, no one in this world is always looking for an excuse to wolf, or they have been starved to death.
people to adapt to the development of society, after all, everyone in the world is dominated society.
the Editor: Re terrible ferocious animal, has its intrinsic worth to the spirit of fear.

A little yellow, but looked very funny

Madness of modern society, women too strong sexual desire, began to eat the wolf in sheep, and Tom and Jerry go to bed, rabbits eat sausages, and homosexuality are considered normal, not an affair for a gift for.

lover watches, are, the prettier the better; Xiaomi a pocket watch, the more intimate the better; Miss electronic form, the more fresh and better; wife is automatic table, not on the bar still running; various tables with a good, time to master, can not let them noisy!

man is a semi-finished twenty, thirty is the finished product, is a fine forty, fifty is the best, is the top grade sixty, seventy is a waste, eighty souvenirs. Virgin is a tribute

wine, men want to taste; young woman is a red wine, drank like two; lover of beer and drank a cool heart and refreshing; wife is white, hard to have to drink a whole one!

child asked: Dad said softly, darling! legs apart then? A woman out of the 50 male anger: his mother is moving you, ah, also two-way charge!

husband in bed reading, from time to time put his hand into his wife lap, his wife would strip like a baby, the husband asked why? Wife asked: Why do your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands, good open book!

Since ancient times, the wines of Anhui: girl lift of the legs, hole in the wine; boys lift of the legs, gold seeds alcohol; Granny lift of the legs, Gujing Distillery ; old man lift of the legs, Quan dry beer; lift of your legs, sword Male liquor.

father took his son to take a bath, ground was slippery, the son will be slipped and caught his father's JJ when it did not fall, his father scolded: Thanks and I'll fuck to your mother and to non-wrestling you die.

sanitary napkins, condoms, said: negligence, I ten months of the business to yellow.

point of the road eating a stir Miss whip flowers and take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff is really powerful ! cooked chopped, and it went so far as know the way!

a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, jokingly said: where ah, The man sawed her long? that Anke did not see clearly, but definitely a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, in the end I helped him into the ......< br>
a Poor Village introduced the village conditions: basically rely on the party to eat, clothes by spinning the basic, fundamental wealth by looting, the basic by-law to; communications base by the roar, the traffic to go through basic, basic law and order by the dog, sexual life, basically rely on hand!
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QJ women were criminals into a home against her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel and angry film, heard his wife cursed: to shoot in! own people and old to engage their own people.

a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for Cuozao China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, the penis is inserted into the shameful place, a large Japanese women anger: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!


married two history teachers, and is the second marriage, into the bridal chamber, the woman seeking a second line on the Union: night attack on Pearl Harbor, Americans frightened (fine) Male How to: two atomic bombs on Japan, Germany, (too) surrendered scroll reads: World War II!

life, ah, always to some philosophy of life is like ... ... rape: either resist or go to enjoy; work as prostitutes: No you can not let other people on; society is just like ...... all have to rely on their own hands to solve!

Ni Ping to Mengcheng guests, dishes on a penis, especially good taste, asked, What things? Feng Gong, said: cattle body has! cattle, said Feng Gong who have! Ni Ping Q: I am who have? two homogeneous A: You do not Sometimes yes, sometimes no ......< br>

beauty urgency, roadside urinate, no paper to wipe the leaves. leaves a sting ,**** very sore. beauty is not Wyatt said: : Mobile is better than China Unicom!


a female disguised as a man, one day at LJ positions suddenly came under the red one, the company commander asked: a: Amitabha, Pinseng is to learn from!

Mr. Wang bought a turtle on business, not to take on the plane. He Jizhongshengzhi, the turtle into the crotch on the plane. sit tight and then fear the turtle suffocated to unlock the zippers to the turtle's head was released from the edge of the flight attendants had been twisted head to see. Mr. Wang said: look, see what to see. have not seen? stewardess blush and say, this thing I've seen, but eye as you really this long is the first time see!

colleagues to Inner Mongolia to play in the tent to eat meat and milk, and some people not used to the taste and others wanted to change the to eat. A lady on the side of man said: You eat my milk, I eat your eggs now!

, a man went to his family doctor, he asked: 『doctor, I want to get married, But me and my girlfriend is the first time, you can tell us how to do it? 』doctor is looking at men grew up, hear this question a little uncomfortable, then looked outside briefly, then said:『 Look side, there are two dogs you see the park? see what they are doing it? followed suit on the right of the home 』Two months later, they met again, the doctor asked: How do sex life?? man answers said: 『ah well, just really do in the park a bit cold, but also some peep』

so a couple, very affectionate. One day the wife said to her husband: After each put 10 dollars in the affectionate way there, so that existing money in the future Ye Hao proved how deep our love. Every time I put only 10 yuan, 100 yuan how would there be? look at that cost-effective, is a good pen easy money, so it was, and he went to bed. dark, her husband came home from work, and asked: 500? so? shrimp paste it! driving through before joining the party, to join the party after the loose half!

young man almost cost price to buy a sofa and asked his boss to sell at a discount bed, boss, said: Account for his aging mother on the sofa cheap, want to account for his aging mother in bed cheap! It is like the rich and powerful backs and hard men!

Enough men beautiful women, dissolute men Shuangsi woman, gentle woman love a man, dead man hook talented woman, rich woman to play dead man, a woman officer kill men, women, men vocation is Gaosi!
[ft =, +0,] a married man to work the next day, the class boredom. friends asked why. man said, 'used to visit a prostitute before, last night after my wife finished her 100 I readily throw. 'Friends of the relieved, said,' You have nothing to give her the money that ah! 'man annoyed Road' problem is his mother pulled her back I was 20 ....... . '
[ft =, +0,] an old couple, day meal whim to bare to look youthful throb. During the banquet, the old woman's eyes glistening with emotion, said,' the old man ah I feel the feeling, good thermal ......' old man who had a faint inclined to say 'hang down at the soup .....'< br> [ft =, +0,] to buy a boy One was hanging in the brothel back in the parrot, then the door from work my mother, and parrot that cried 'wow, proprietress substitutions it!' Then sister came home from work, parrot that he shouted again, ' wow! even the lady for it! 'At this time, head of the family's father returned, with the greatest strength of this parrot called' I speak, how old his mother also off ah !.......'
(the last three that I added, the Cougerenao)

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Like rain

 Always like rainy days , it has a sense of RM . Whether it is an umbrella , walking in the rain , or Lin Zhaoyu , Wuwu by.
I like the rain . Happy, like Lin Zhaoyu trot , sad, like walking in the rain . I'm not afraid to go out rain or may not be an umbrella when it rains .
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, and he walked in the rain , our mutual Chan Fu , insisted on an umbrella. He umbrella bias on my side, put her wet. It is a blessing , since then, I will love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, we do not have an umbrella , he took my hand, all the way to the roof of someone's home Little ran his arms around me , afraid I was the rain To . The rain stops , we go home together. Since then, I'm more used to love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, he was not at my side, ten thousand reasons I became sad tears people. I walk in the rain , no one can see me in tears, I can enjoy the release.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, I shed tears in the rain , he suddenly appeared in front of me , for I hold an umbrella . I waved , the umbrella from his hand fell to the ground , he was not angry , but the rain with me .
like that feeling , they are no longer there .
is a little bit of happiness , when happiness away from the body , need to know two people happy to pay . However , often when you understand this principle , the well-being is no longer cherish the blessing you do not understand !
from ,
rainy day, I walked a man holding an umbrella in the rain .
rainy days, I am a man went to shelter under the roof of someone's home until the rain stops .
rainy days , crying, crying in the rain , who has not suddenly appeared .

Monday, April 11, 2011

Thoughts is a kind of speechless tears heartache

 Love to the concentration of people languish ,
Love to the depths of the heart do not regret , You forgot you did not read right, Would rather hurt their back, Do not blame the heavens do not repine , Life is but a dream of a return. There is a feeling of total sleep time in only admit that Was believed to be the Was seen to be Is that it is ... worried about the taste is so hard to miss your sweet smell the feeling is that sometimes a short greeting is a deep and fond memories sometimes is a little token of affection and sometimes a slightly thick Concern is the memory of a sweet sincerity of the opposite sex , will be the most beautiful decorative highlights of an extraordinary life have a feeling , I did not put it talks about , I hid it in the bottom of my heart the deepest. Not me pretending to be weak , but not me pretending to be sad. Extension of a feeling heart, rose Huanhuandicong off . Like you, can not help you care.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Hilarious to attractiveness !

 Phone and phone get married, have children called PHS, long the ugly, the signal is poor, to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones were made with DNA testing, the results shocked: Boy! father is a walkie-talkie had it! !


a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, said the donkey: No, my wife has said, the wrong of!

night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also!


enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, answered a word, the prince fainted. Princess said, ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: Teacher, how much money monthly?


Dear users: Your phone already has a withdrawal from the function of this month, please phone flatten into ATM to ATM! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Centre: Three points do not say anything not to slip up your throat by the Farm

who point an elderly 丢车, when he will be a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride

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0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also tie belt. 7 pairs of two, said; kneeling right, in kneeling not marry you 20 years to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that play also saw the 3 inverted .8 ran crying Road; brother who cut the

history The most hilarious names: Lai on gold (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how to think of his parents), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng.

Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!

Early today, a mouse is a cat into a flower shop chase, mice that run away, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden!

a male public toilets are constipation, Suddenly a man ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you a!

foreigner to see the farmer knows the weight of dung and asked: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not tell you that you are smelling the sauce drinker

high sea turtles, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! Non-octopus man Finger Guessing Game last night and the dog days of so many hands, it all came to see, however, lose out! (more than a day in the various positions are hard for friends to prepare, and I hope every day happy heart, smiling. ... read must be referred to laugh ah, ten years less) .

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Is not so I left, you will move

 Jealous because I like you,
angry because I care about you,
a daze because I want you,
hurt just because I do not want to lose you
the day you call my phone number, voice to tell you I've shut down. You will not be sorry?

one day, your phone will not ring frequently, you will not be kept waiting?

one day, your SMS inbox, no more pitiful and said, How are you? Do you have a good meal, there is no good care of yourself. You will not stop looking?

one day, no night or day, whether someone is sitting beside the computer waiting for you on the line, waiting to call you, you will not be lost? If

to that day, I hope you have a little bit sad, a little lost, a little like me, just a little bit about my memory like, really just a little bit good.

one day, your life without me, remember me, good for you; my tolerance. You have to remember, though we all corners of the earth, but we are on his head with a blue sky.

one day, your memory, without me, do not forget we are together every minute, do not forget what I like and hate what. And I would never forget any of the clips on your memory, you get used to anything, what is offensive. Emotional world, there is no I also remember you promised me anything, promise me anything.
if one day, when you sigh I am not going to comfort you, you're sad, no longer accompany you sad, sad time when you no longer accompany with heartbreak. That I really desperate, really sad, really tired. Because there are too many, I is loaded, always pretend it does not matter, but I really do not care about it? But you? Will care about me at all? But I will be very self-reproach, would hate myself because I did not keep a commitment to people. I understand that, in fact, all my fault, I should not appear in your life, I love you to do a silent man, silent and so you, silently to you. All in all, but I have demonstrated. You know, clearly, understand, and eventually moved yet?

is not so I left, you will be moved? Dear: This is the last one you turn the log!