Madness of modern society, women too strong sexual desire, began to eat the wolf in sheep, and Tom and Jerry go to bed, rabbits eat sausages, and homosexuality are considered normal, not an affair for a gift for.
lover watches, are, the prettier the better; Xiaomi a pocket watch, the more intimate the better; Miss electronic form, the more fresh and better; wife is automatic table, not on the bar still running; various tables with a good, time to master, can not let them noisy!
man is a semi-finished twenty, thirty is the finished product, is a fine forty, fifty is the best, is the top grade sixty, seventy is a waste, eighty souvenirs. Virgin is a tribute
wine, men want to taste; young woman is a red wine, drank like two; lover of beer and drank a cool heart and refreshing; wife is white, hard to have to drink a whole one!
child asked: Dad said softly, darling! legs apart then? A woman out of the 50 male anger: his mother is moving you, ah, also two-way charge!
husband in bed reading, from time to time put his hand into his wife lap, his wife would strip like a baby, the husband asked why? Wife asked: Why do your hands? Husband and said solemnly: wet hands, good open book!
Since ancient times, the wines of Anhui: girl lift of the legs, hole in the wine; boys lift of the legs, gold seeds alcohol; Granny lift of the legs, Gujing Distillery ; old man lift of the legs, Quan dry beer; lift of your legs, sword Male liquor.
father took his son to take a bath, ground was slippery, the son will be slipped and caught his father's JJ when it did not fall, his father scolded: Thanks and I'll fuck to your mother and to non-wrestling you die.
sanitary napkins, condoms, said: negligence, I ten months of the business to yellow.
point of the road eating a stir Miss whip flowers and take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff is really powerful ! cooked chopped, and it went so far as know the way!
a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, jokingly said: where ah, The man sawed her long? that Anke did not see clearly, but definitely a novice, because he could not find a half-day place, in the end I helped him into the ......< br>
a Poor Village introduced the village conditions: basically rely on the party to eat, clothes by spinning the basic, fundamental wealth by looting, the basic by-law to; communications base by the roar, the traffic to go through basic, basic law and order by the dog, sexual life, basically rely on hand!
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QJ women were criminals into a home against her husband come down to earth come back to see his wife being gang hold him down, picked up a shovel and angry film, heard his wife cursed: to shoot in! own people and old to engage their own people.
a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for Cuozao China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, the penis is inserted into the shameful place, a large Japanese women anger: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!
married two history teachers, and is the second marriage, into the bridal chamber, the woman seeking a second line on the Union: night attack on Pearl Harbor, Americans frightened (fine) Male How to: two atomic bombs on Japan, Germany, (too) surrendered scroll reads: World War II!
life, ah, always to some philosophy of life is like ... ... rape: either resist or go to enjoy; work as prostitutes: No you can not let other people on; society is just like ...... all have to rely on their own hands to solve!
Ni Ping to Mengcheng guests, dishes on a penis, especially good taste, asked, What things? Feng Gong, said: cattle body has! cattle, said Feng Gong who have! Ni Ping Q: I am who have? two homogeneous A: You do not Sometimes yes, sometimes no ......< br>
beauty urgency, roadside urinate, no paper to wipe the leaves. leaves a sting ,**** very sore. beauty is not Wyatt said: : Mobile is better than China Unicom!
a female disguised as a man, one day at LJ positions suddenly came under the red one, the company commander asked: a: Amitabha, Pinseng is to learn from!
Mr. Wang bought a turtle on business, not to take on the plane. He Jizhongshengzhi, the turtle into the crotch on the plane. sit tight and then fear the turtle suffocated to unlock the zippers to the turtle's head was released from the edge of the flight attendants had been twisted head to see. Mr. Wang said: look, see what to see. have not seen? stewardess blush and say, this thing I've seen, but eye as you really this long is the first time see!
colleagues to Inner Mongolia to play in the tent to eat meat and milk, and some people not used to the taste and others wanted to change the to eat. A lady on the side of man said: You eat my milk, I eat your eggs now!
, a man went to his family doctor, he asked: 『doctor, I want to get married, But me and my girlfriend is the first time, you can tell us how to do it? 』doctor is looking at men grew up, hear this question a little uncomfortable, then looked outside briefly, then said:『 Look side, there are two dogs you see the park? see what they are doing it? followed suit on the right of the home 』Two months later, they met again, the doctor asked: How do sex life?? man answers said: 『ah well, just really do in the park a bit cold, but also some peep』
so a couple, very affectionate. One day the wife said to her husband: After each put 10 dollars in the affectionate way there, so that existing money in the future Ye Hao proved how deep our love. Every time I put only 10 yuan, 100 yuan how would there be? look at that cost-effective, is a good pen easy money, so it was, and he went to bed. dark, her husband came home from work, and asked: 500? so? shrimp paste it! driving through before joining the party, to join the party after the loose half!
young man almost cost price to buy a sofa and asked his boss to sell at a discount bed, boss, said: Account for his aging mother on the sofa cheap, want to account for his aging mother in bed cheap! It is like the rich and powerful backs and hard men!
Enough men beautiful women, dissolute men Shuangsi woman, gentle woman love a man, dead man hook talented woman, rich woman to play dead man, a woman officer kill men, women, men vocation is Gaosi!
[ft =, +0,] a married man to work the next day, the class boredom. friends asked why. man said, 'used to visit a prostitute before, last night after my wife finished her 100 I readily throw. 'Friends of the relieved, said,' You have nothing to give her the money that ah! 'man annoyed Road' problem is his mother pulled her back I was 20 ....... . '
[ft =, +0,] an old couple, day meal whim to bare to look youthful throb. During the banquet, the old woman's eyes glistening with emotion, said,' the old man ah I feel the feeling, good thermal ......' old man who had a faint inclined to say 'hang down at the soup .....'< br> [ft =, +0,] to buy a boy One was hanging in the brothel back in the parrot, then the door from work my mother, and parrot that cried 'wow, proprietress substitutions it!' Then sister came home from work, parrot that he shouted again, ' wow! even the lady for it! 'At this time, head of the family's father returned, with the greatest strength of this parrot called' I speak, how old his mother also off ah !.......'
(the last three that I added, the Cougerenao)
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Like rain
Always like rainy days , it has a sense of RM . Whether it is an umbrella , walking in the rain , or Lin Zhaoyu , Wuwu by.
I like the rain . Happy, like Lin Zhaoyu trot , sad, like walking in the rain . I'm not afraid to go out rain or may not be an umbrella when it rains .
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, and he walked in the rain , our mutual Chan Fu , insisted on an umbrella. He umbrella bias on my side, put her wet. It is a blessing , since then, I will love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, we do not have an umbrella , he took my hand, all the way to the roof of someone's home Little ran his arms around me , afraid I was the rain To . The rain stops , we go home together. Since then, I'm more used to love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, he was not at my side, ten thousand reasons I became sad tears people. I walk in the rain , no one can see me in tears, I can enjoy the release.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, I shed tears in the rain , he suddenly appeared in front of me , for I hold an umbrella . I waved , the umbrella from his hand fell to the ground , he was not angry , but the rain with me .
like that feeling , they are no longer there .
is a little bit of happiness , when happiness away from the body , need to know two people happy to pay . However , often when you understand this principle , the well-being is no longer cherish the blessing you do not understand !
from ,
rainy day, I walked a man holding an umbrella in the rain .
rainy days, I am a man went to shelter under the roof of someone's home until the rain stops .
rainy days , crying, crying in the rain , who has not suddenly appeared .
I like the rain . Happy, like Lin Zhaoyu trot , sad, like walking in the rain . I'm not afraid to go out rain or may not be an umbrella when it rains .
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, and he walked in the rain , our mutual Chan Fu , insisted on an umbrella. He umbrella bias on my side, put her wet. It is a blessing , since then, I will love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, we do not have an umbrella , he took my hand, all the way to the roof of someone's home Little ran his arms around me , afraid I was the rain To . The rain stops , we go home together. Since then, I'm more used to love him.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, he was not at my side, ten thousand reasons I became sad tears people. I walk in the rain , no one can see me in tears, I can enjoy the release.
like the kind of feeling, rainy days, I shed tears in the rain , he suddenly appeared in front of me , for I hold an umbrella . I waved , the umbrella from his hand fell to the ground , he was not angry , but the rain with me .
like that feeling , they are no longer there .
is a little bit of happiness , when happiness away from the body , need to know two people happy to pay . However , often when you understand this principle , the well-being is no longer cherish the blessing you do not understand !
from ,
rainy day, I walked a man holding an umbrella in the rain .
rainy days, I am a man went to shelter under the roof of someone's home until the rain stops .
rainy days , crying, crying in the rain , who has not suddenly appeared .
Monday, April 11, 2011
Thoughts is a kind of speechless tears heartache
Love to the concentration of people languish ,
Love to the depths of the heart do not regret , You forgot you did not read right, Would rather hurt their back, Do not blame the heavens do not repine , Life is but a dream of a return. There is a feeling of total sleep time in only admit that Was believed to be the Was seen to be Is that it is ... worried about the taste is so hard to miss your sweet smell the feeling is that sometimes a short greeting is a deep and fond memories sometimes is a little token of affection and sometimes a slightly thick Concern is the memory of a sweet sincerity of the opposite sex , will be the most beautiful decorative highlights of an extraordinary life have a feeling , I did not put it talks about , I hid it in the bottom of my heart the deepest. Not me pretending to be weak , but not me pretending to be sad. Extension of a feeling heart, rose Huanhuandicong off . Like you, can not help you care.
Love to the depths of the heart do not regret , You forgot you did not read right, Would rather hurt their back, Do not blame the heavens do not repine , Life is but a dream of a return. There is a feeling of total sleep time in only admit that Was believed to be the Was seen to be Is that it is ... worried about the taste is so hard to miss your sweet smell the feeling is that sometimes a short greeting is a deep and fond memories sometimes is a little token of affection and sometimes a slightly thick Concern is the memory of a sweet sincerity of the opposite sex , will be the most beautiful decorative highlights of an extraordinary life have a feeling , I did not put it talks about , I hid it in the bottom of my heart the deepest. Not me pretending to be weak , but not me pretending to be sad. Extension of a feeling heart, rose Huanhuandicong off . Like you, can not help you care.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Hilarious to attractiveness !
Phone and phone get married, have children called PHS, long the ugly, the signal is poor, to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones were made with DNA testing, the results shocked: Boy! father is a walkie-talkie had it! !
a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, said the donkey: No, my wife has said, the wrong of!
night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also!
enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, answered a word, the prince fainted. Princess said, ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: Teacher, how much money monthly?
Dear users: Your phone already has a withdrawal from the function of this month, please phone flatten into ATM to ATM! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Centre: Three points do not say anything not to slip up your throat by the Farm
who point an elderly 丢车, when he will be a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride
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0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also tie belt. 7 pairs of two, said; kneeling right, in kneeling not marry you 20 years to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that play also saw the 3 inverted .8 ran crying Road; brother who cut the
history The most hilarious names: Lai on gold (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how to think of his parents), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng.
Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!
Early today, a mouse is a cat into a flower shop chase, mice that run away, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden!
a male public toilets are constipation, Suddenly a man ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you a!
foreigner to see the farmer knows the weight of dung and asked: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not tell you that you are smelling the sauce drinker
high sea turtles, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! Non-octopus man Finger Guessing Game last night and the dog days of so many hands, it all came to see, however, lose out! (more than a day in the various positions are hard for friends to prepare, and I hope every day happy heart, smiling. ... read must be referred to laugh ah, ten years less) .
a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, said the donkey: No, my wife has said, the wrong of!
night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also!
enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, answered a word, the prince fainted. Princess said, ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: Teacher, how much money monthly?
Dear users: Your phone already has a withdrawal from the function of this month, please phone flatten into ATM to ATM! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Centre: Three points do not say anything not to slip up your throat by the Farm
who point an elderly 丢车, when he will be a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride
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0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also tie belt. 7 pairs of two, said; kneeling right, in kneeling not marry you 20 years to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that play also saw the 3 inverted .8 ran crying Road; brother who cut the
history The most hilarious names: Lai on gold (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how to think of his parents), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng.
Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!
Early today, a mouse is a cat into a flower shop chase, mice that run away, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden!
a male public toilets are constipation, Suddenly a man ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you a!
foreigner to see the farmer knows the weight of dung and asked: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not tell you that you are smelling the sauce drinker
high sea turtles, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! Non-octopus man Finger Guessing Game last night and the dog days of so many hands, it all came to see, however, lose out! (more than a day in the various positions are hard for friends to prepare, and I hope every day happy heart, smiling. ... read must be referred to laugh ah, ten years less) .
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Is not so I left, you will move
Jealous because I like you,
angry because I care about you,
a daze because I want you,
hurt just because I do not want to lose you
the day you call my phone number, voice to tell you I've shut down. You will not be sorry?
one day, your phone will not ring frequently, you will not be kept waiting?
one day, your SMS inbox, no more pitiful and said, How are you? Do you have a good meal, there is no good care of yourself. You will not stop looking?
one day, no night or day, whether someone is sitting beside the computer waiting for you on the line, waiting to call you, you will not be lost? If
to that day, I hope you have a little bit sad, a little lost, a little like me, just a little bit about my memory like, really just a little bit good.
one day, your life without me, remember me, good for you; my tolerance. You have to remember, though we all corners of the earth, but we are on his head with a blue sky.
one day, your memory, without me, do not forget we are together every minute, do not forget what I like and hate what. And I would never forget any of the clips on your memory, you get used to anything, what is offensive. Emotional world, there is no I also remember you promised me anything, promise me anything.
if one day, when you sigh I am not going to comfort you, you're sad, no longer accompany you sad, sad time when you no longer accompany with heartbreak. That I really desperate, really sad, really tired. Because there are too many, I is loaded, always pretend it does not matter, but I really do not care about it? But you? Will care about me at all? But I will be very self-reproach, would hate myself because I did not keep a commitment to people. I understand that, in fact, all my fault, I should not appear in your life, I love you to do a silent man, silent and so you, silently to you. All in all, but I have demonstrated. You know, clearly, understand, and eventually moved yet?
is not so I left, you will be moved? Dear: This is the last one you turn the log!
angry because I care about you,
a daze because I want you,
hurt just because I do not want to lose you
the day you call my phone number, voice to tell you I've shut down. You will not be sorry?
one day, your phone will not ring frequently, you will not be kept waiting?
one day, your SMS inbox, no more pitiful and said, How are you? Do you have a good meal, there is no good care of yourself. You will not stop looking?
one day, no night or day, whether someone is sitting beside the computer waiting for you on the line, waiting to call you, you will not be lost? If
to that day, I hope you have a little bit sad, a little lost, a little like me, just a little bit about my memory like, really just a little bit good.
one day, your life without me, remember me, good for you; my tolerance. You have to remember, though we all corners of the earth, but we are on his head with a blue sky.
one day, your memory, without me, do not forget we are together every minute, do not forget what I like and hate what. And I would never forget any of the clips on your memory, you get used to anything, what is offensive. Emotional world, there is no I also remember you promised me anything, promise me anything.
if one day, when you sigh I am not going to comfort you, you're sad, no longer accompany you sad, sad time when you no longer accompany with heartbreak. That I really desperate, really sad, really tired. Because there are too many, I is loaded, always pretend it does not matter, but I really do not care about it? But you? Will care about me at all? But I will be very self-reproach, would hate myself because I did not keep a commitment to people. I understand that, in fact, all my fault, I should not appear in your life, I love you to do a silent man, silent and so you, silently to you. All in all, but I have demonstrated. You know, clearly, understand, and eventually moved yet?
is not so I left, you will be moved? Dear: This is the last one you turn the log!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Missing
Chaotic mind these days , and I feel very bad, bad mood before the tears will find good friends , now grown up, friends are not around, probably in the field, may also be at work , might also be too busy Bad mood, to say grow up to be casual in the tears of it, so our only depressed the ......
friends saw the space and the log would like them, have been a long time , pick up the phone do not know what to say , quietly miss it .....
most happy is when you think a person was thinking when she also happens to you, who like me?
Dear M? Dear L? Dear J? Dear J? Honey ... is that you?
friends saw the space and the log would like them, have been a long time , pick up the phone do not know what to say , quietly miss it .....
most happy is when you think a person was thinking when she also happens to you, who like me?
Dear M? Dear L? Dear J? Dear J? Honey ... is that you?
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Simple man mature attitude of life
Life is complicated, in fact, it is simple, a glass of white water, a copper coin is enough. Some scholars said: compromise, stick to their principles. interaction with others, life experience, experience, knowledge determines a person's life achievements. Throughout the ages, history is not without successful people and great practitioners of the wisdom of life. Many people in their lives, even in elderly insight through the major principles of life, can also have success. the so-called hear the Tao in the morning die without regret.
simple man
do prior life, life should be simple
1 . cultivation is the wealth of your life, cherish forever
2. to maintain an optimistic attitude towards life, a happy heart
3. mind how much, What achievements have
4. Diligence is the capital, but also a good habit to success
5. cherish today in the present
6. take a half-life friends, care beautiful friendship
7. to guest, can only allow the world, tolerance, others after two
8. Courage is the guts of life business, to become a major event without it
9. maintain the sense of responsibility, there is a basis for great things
; 10. into the thrift failure by the extravagance and frugality of life can not be less
11. Patience is a treasure, lives and ultimately
12. just hold on a minute, you will be able to successfully
13 . Credibility is the foundation of the life, society runs the rules
14. mining confidence, beyond the low self-esteem
15. Humor is a kind of wisdom, but also social lubricant
16. I was ignorant person, first person is my teacher
17. warm and lit the flame of success, nothing more than enthusiasm infected
18. concentrate on a successful career, the heart can do
19. into a major event to be decisive, should not indecisive
20. determine the size of the achievement is not ability, but professionalism
21. With the goal of life have the power and direction
22. not always muddy river, before the coming opportunities you have to wait
23. to discover your potential, you have to challenge yourself
24. to establish the world as Chi Chi, note the name of Jesus Christ, seek name
25. who has self-knowledge, you can calmly face of life
26. Secretary may, adversity, to be guided by
27. read a lot, from thousands
28. To harvest, he will have to pay
29. people life is to choose life, choose and decide your fate
30. to give up not only the kind of courage, but also a wisdom of life
simple man
do prior life, life should be simple
1 . cultivation is the wealth of your life, cherish forever
2. to maintain an optimistic attitude towards life, a happy heart
3. mind how much, What achievements have
4. Diligence is the capital, but also a good habit to success
5. cherish today in the present
6. take a half-life friends, care beautiful friendship
7. to guest, can only allow the world, tolerance, others after two
8. Courage is the guts of life business, to become a major event without it
9. maintain the sense of responsibility, there is a basis for great things
; 10. into the thrift failure by the extravagance and frugality of life can not be less
11. Patience is a treasure, lives and ultimately
12. just hold on a minute, you will be able to successfully
13 . Credibility is the foundation of the life, society runs the rules
14. mining confidence, beyond the low self-esteem
15. Humor is a kind of wisdom, but also social lubricant
16. I was ignorant person, first person is my teacher
17. warm and lit the flame of success, nothing more than enthusiasm infected
18. concentrate on a successful career, the heart can do
19. into a major event to be decisive, should not indecisive
20. determine the size of the achievement is not ability, but professionalism
21. With the goal of life have the power and direction
22. not always muddy river, before the coming opportunities you have to wait
23. to discover your potential, you have to challenge yourself
24. to establish the world as Chi Chi, note the name of Jesus Christ, seek name
25. who has self-knowledge, you can calmly face of life
26. Secretary may, adversity, to be guided by
27. read a lot, from thousands
28. To harvest, he will have to pay
29. people life is to choose life, choose and decide your fate
30. to give up not only the kind of courage, but also a wisdom of life
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